>"When You Eat the Spoils" — Very Clever Account of What You Must Do with Your Halloween Candy

>Trick or Treat BagImage by MoneyMagnetElizabeth via FlickrYeah…this is funny.  Very funny.  Very clever.  Read David Regier’s whole account of “Davidicus 10:3-9” on his blog, “All Glory.”  For now, just enjoy this section.

3 Of the spoils of your wandering, you shall devote a tenth of the firstfruits to your father. But take heed that you devote what has chocolate, so that he shall be pleased with what he receives.

4 Of the Reese’s®, you shall devote them all, likewise the Snickers®. But take heed, lest you try to test your father and give him Skittles® instead of M&Ms®, and thereby incur his disfavor.

5 Of the Pixi Stix®, and the Sweet Tarts®, and the Kandy Korn®, you shall give him no part, for they are an abomination unto him. But of the Nestle Crunch® and Krackel®, you shall give him a portion, as a peace offering.

There’s more on his blog.  A great read for any of you who demand an offering from your kids’ Halloween bags.

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