>Image by MoneyMagnetElizabeth via FlickrYeah…this is funny. Very funny. Very clever. Read David Regier’s whole account of “Davidicus 10:3-9” on his blog, “All Glory.” For now, just enjoy this section.
3 Of the spoils of your wandering, you shall devote a tenth of the firstfruits to your father. But take heed that you devote what has chocolate, so that he shall be pleased with what he receives.
4 Of the Reese’s®, you shall devote them all, likewise the Snickers®. But take heed, lest you try to test your father and give him Skittles® instead of M&Ms®, and thereby incur his disfavor.
5 Of the Pixi Stix®, and the Sweet Tarts®, and the Kandy Korn®, you shall give him no part, for they are an abomination unto him. But of the Nestle Crunch® and Krackel®, you shall give him a portion, as a peace offering.
There’s more on his blog. A great read for any of you who demand an offering from your kids’ Halloween bags.